1. turns corners too fast
yup. that's me all right. how else do you get to enjoy that tight centripetal force gripping at your stomach? I dare say if i go fast enough, i can even simulate G-forces feelings.
2. has difficulty keeping to speed limits
imagine driving at 50km/h with a whole column of traffic behind me - and I'm not talking about the freeway... now since I'm trying not to block anyone's way, why shouldn't i speed up?
3. talks to himself while driving
of course i do that. and i wasn't talking. I was praying for mercy, "blessing" the idiots who had the audicity to cause me concern by their errant road-manners and attempting to talk myself into a calm mood.
the alternative would be to grab a little vodoo effigy and go stabbing the doll to unleash my dark desires, but that would be unhealthy for me: I might lose my concentration.
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